Quotes from Work (pt. 5)

[Very angry third grader behind me on the bus] “That kid deserved to get his butt punched in the face!”

[My brain] I don’t even know what that means.

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Other quotes from work:

Beer-drinking prairie dogs.

I’d love to be friends.

Evidently, I lot of people don’t like the guy.

Michael Jackson’s behind the bus.

~ by kevinroot86 on April 21, 2010.